I would rather not parade at all, but it is not as though I can s̷̡̼̮͇̬̳̋͛̂̒̚͝u̵̡͔͍͚̣͗̂̏͘ǵ̸̮͖̻̱̼̍͋̔̈́͝͠͠g̶̡̧̹̹̘͂͋̏́͂̈́̅ë̴̛̮̘̪͆́̏͑s̴̨̛̛̤̜̮̭͍̮̏͂̿̃͐͛͠ṱ̷̢̳͈̞̪̩̯͊̀͗̒͠ ̸̻̣̤̒̿m̵̧̪̫̩͋͒̈́͗̕͝y̵̟͔̬̓̎̾͠s̴̺̲̆̐̆̋͛̃͝e̴̲̳̗͖̘̝͉̋l̶̗̥̺͙̱̩͈̏̉͒ͅf̶̮̤̐̑. I am physically incapable of speaking the words, and none of the clues point to me.